What's with the debauchery, dad? You put it in my friend, but where do I get my orgasm?

This is some kind of mistake, father! You put a dick in my ass, I'm screwed 😱

Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

Quiet, or my sister will wake up and see us fucking around

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

My girlfriend's fucking mom taught me how to have sex and showed me how to have an orgasm

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place