Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

What's with the debauchery, dad? You put it in my friend, but where do I get my orgasm?

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

My girlfriend's fucking mom taught me how to have sex and showed me how to have an orgasm

Quiet, or my sister will wake up and see us fucking around